April 2012
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10 Things More Likely To Happen Than Winning the...
newsweek:
1. Death by Vending Machine
2. Dying in an Airline-Related Terrorist Attack
3. Having Identical Quadruplets
4. Becoming President
5. Dying From Bee, Hornet, or Wasp Stings
6. Dying From Being Left-Handed
7. Becoming a Movie Star
8. Dying in a Plane Crash
9. Death by Flesh-Eating Bacteria
10. Getting Struck by Lightning
And yet, we keep buying tickets.
Being able to have a serious conversation with my older sister about how proud I am of her and how much I admire her is the best experience I’ve had in a very long time. Seeing the progress she’s made in overcoming her disabilities makes me sure she’s going to be successful in the future. Considering how guarded she usually is with her feelings, tonight was a blessing.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Is pizza a vegetable?
Government: Yes.
