March 2012
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10 Things More Likely To Happen Than Winning the...
newsweek:
1. Death by Vending Machine
2. Dying in an Airline-Related Terrorist Attack
3. Having Identical Quadruplets
4. Becoming President
5. Dying From Bee, Hornet, or Wasp Stings
6. Dying From Being Left-Handed
7. Becoming a Movie Star
8. Dying in a Plane Crash
9. Death by Flesh-Eating Bacteria
10. Getting Struck by Lightning
And yet, we keep buying tickets.
Being able to have a serious conversation with my older sister about how proud I am of her and how much I admire her is the best experience I’ve had in a very long time. Seeing the progress she’s made in overcoming her disabilities makes me sure she’s going to be successful in the future. Considering how guarded she usually is with her feelings, tonight was a blessing.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Is pizza a vegetable?
Government: Yes.
Guys its like getting cold again but I don’t want to close my window because FRESH AIR but… I’m cold. Help.
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body
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Political Party Girl: Alright, ladies! Today's our... →
inmymimeseye:
Today is when we earn 30% more than our male peers and say something assertive or get angry without anyone assuming you’re on your period, right?
And we can have a talk show where the overwhelming majority of the panelists are women but no-one gets upset because the guys are…
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how about a kiss, saumensch?: The more I read... →
holymotherofrowling:
The more I read about Invisible Children, the more uncomfortable I feel towards it.
Here is an interesting blog post. I think the comment section is very enlightening.
Here are some old IC t-shirts. I get what they were going for, but they both seem pretty culturally insensitive. The LRA…
“To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things...”
– JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)
